woot cny
how cool is this.. if only i could write with such tact. anyways i got the entire simpsons season 3 on dvd. woot =)
Dear kwen,
I have given deep and careful consideration to whether or not I should end our relationship. And after three seconds of such deep and careful consideration, I decided: Good Riddance, kwen. People as boring as you should really be quarantined. Still, you have that certain nothing. You could write the story of your life on a piece of confetti and still have room left for a list of your interests. When you feel dog-tired at night, it may be because you growled, barked and whimpered all day. It's true that you can marry anyone you please. The problem is you don't please anybody. You have a condition known as Optical Rectalitus. That's where the nerve in the eye crosses the nerve in the rectum. It gives you a shitty outlook on life. Remember, I'm better than you and always will be. It's not my fault, just a matter of natural selection. Setting you a task that requires subtle discernment is like looking for the epicenter of the Big Bang with a pair of binoculars. kwen, if you are thinking of replying to this letter, save your breath - you'll need it to inflate your next date. But you could try calling call me some day, so I can have the pleasure of hanging up on you. I'd like to say it's been fun knowing you, but neither of us believe that.
Good-bye, you waste of skin,
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