i am distracting myself
today was spent meaningfully - not studying.
went to SICC, lance's club with nickolas, yongsheng, tan and lance(duh). it is too beautiful inside la! the swimming pool is on a hill overlooking the golf course, and beyond the golf course is a huge expanse of forest.
first we went bowling. i scored 67 on the first game. was pathetic compared to lance's 160+. and lance doesn't even bowl competitively. next game i got the highest with 123, the rest had slightly less. and on our third game, lance stunned us all with a 189. A BLOODY 189!!! he's a better bowler than our competitive bowlers! and he's a sprinter!
after recovering from the shock we went swimming. not exactly swimming but learning how to dive like a pro without losing our trunks, which nickolas showed us. and we went to the kids pool to play with the bubbles and kiddy slides haha 4 huge guys and one stick(tan) inside a pool about 50cm high.
we had two meals each too. and everything was paid for by lance. i still feel guilty for freeloading. good thing he's really really rich - three club memberships!
pool at parkway with tan after all that. there are two types of girls which can catch a guy's attention easily.
one: the naturally pretty type, usually with perfect features, like girls who are of mixed blood and can speak with finesse. they tend to have good colour coordination and dress fashionably. actually, they look good in anything.
two: the ahlian type. nothing much to be said here, most singaporean guys would be familiar with this species. hair is dyed any colour you'd usually find on an african savannah documentary, make up heavy like shit in a clogged up toilet, colour coordination more random than the lottery, and speech limited to one-syllable words. many aren't naturally gifted with good features but they try to divert people's attention to their 'youthful' bodies(which is why the huge ones are complete turn offs).
well then what's the significance of all this? i notice that ahlians form a bulk of the girls who go to pool parlours, the rest are transitionary ahlians. i think by redesigning pool parlours to better suit ahlians, a lot of money could be made, since many ahlians are not attracted to the dark, unlively colours of the parlours. the market is huge and ready to be tapped. where the ahlians go, their stupid ahbeng boyfriends tend to follow, cause behind their fierce rebellous masks lie loving sissy pieces of crap.
suggestions for ahlian-country-club:
who the hell goes to a place with grey/maroon walls! sure they make focusing on the game easier, but which ahlian gives a fuck! paint them pink and light green i say. framed hello kitty and project superstar weijies' pictures would liven the atmosphere.
why play the radio when you can leave a jukebox around loaded with the crap ahlians listen to! the ahbengs will also be appeased by this-crap-isn't-punk-rock tracks like 'wake me up when september ends' and 'untitled'
if this doesnt get all of the ahlians coming, the ceramic balls could be replaced by takopaci balls and the tables could be customized entirely pink and yellow.