care for soldiers
on this episode of care for soldiers, i take pleasure in informing you that i am now private wong! as simple as this may seem, it is commonly mistaken for
private residence
private conversation
private parts
pirate wong
being a private means i can grow my hair back! i would love to say what else i can do as a private but unfortunately there isn't anything else. more to come when i progress to the next rank : private first class